| 1 | Intro (At Least Download the Instruction Manual Too) | Stunt Rock | 1:48 |
| 2 | Like an Airbag, You Will Go Unappreciated Until Needed | Stunt Rock | 4:47 |
| 3 | I'm Working Out So I Can Fight Off the People That May Try to Prevent Me From Killing Myself | Stunt Rock | 4:24 |
| 4 | All I Want Is a Girl to Hug Me and Tell Me It's Going to Be Okay, So Basically, Someone to Lie to Me With a Straight Face | Stunt Rock | 4:03 |
| 5 | The Last Self Indulgent Song Title Ever | Stunt Rock | 4:29 |
| 6 | Playful Grin Versus Knowing Smile | Stunt Rock | 2:11 |
| 7 | Mens Sana in Corpore Sano | Stunt Rock | 4:13 |
| 8 | Puncuation as an Expression of Affection | Stunt Rock | 4:30 |
| 9 | Forced Self Discovery and the Damage Done | Stunt Rock | 2:12 |
| 10 | Dear Underground Music (In General) | Stunt Rock | 4:44 |
| 11 | The Difference Between Reality and Delusion | Stunt Rock | 4:43 |
| 12 | A List of Subtle References That Have Gone Unnoticed | Stunt Rock | 4:05 |
| 13 | Things That Turn Into the Exact Opposite of What You Want | Stunt Rock | 3:37 |
| 14 | When the Titles Become Disappointing | Stunt Rock | 4:11 |
| 15 | Self Handicapping Gunshot Wound to the Foot | Stunt Rock | 5:03 |
| 16 | Outro (We Met Upon the Level and Part Upon the Square) | Stunt Rock | 2:51 |