| 1 | Richard Pryors' Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the Eighties | Stunt Rock | 6:36 |
| 2 | Fuck Whats Good for You and My Potential | Stunt Rock | 3:29 |
| 3 | Please Typeset This Document | Stunt Rock | 3:08 |
| 4 | Hollow Points for the Snitches | Stunt Rock | 3:58 |
| 5 | Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy | Stunt Rock | 1:56 |
| 6 | A Hatchet, With Which I Am Going to Town Upon Your Vagina With | Stunt Rock | 1:09 |
| 7 | We Take It in Our Butts, in Our Mouth, in Our Pussy, or in Our Bedsores | Stunt Rock | 3:07 |
| 8 | Anal Crybabies Need Double and Triple Penetration, Her Pussy Is Very Dry, Call Now | Stunt Rock | 3:01 |
| 9 | Lovie Doll With Air Suction Vagina, Her Tits, Vagina, and Open Mouth Make Her Just Like a Real Woman Love Partner, $5.95 | Stunt Rock | 1:40 |
| 10 | Hardcore Anal Action Girls Who Love Hard Cocks in Their Stinky Butts, Sucking Cum Out of Rectums, Fist Fucking, Shit Eating | Stunt Rock | 2:00 |
| 11 | I Need a Double Whammy on My Muff and Fanny | Stunt Rock | 3:44 |
| 12 | Will Your Big Dick Fit in My Tight Diseased Pussy? If Not I'll Suck It and Pour Aids Blood on It | Stunt Rock | 2:44 |
| 13 | Fuck My 60 Year Old Shithole as You Eat Her 18 Year Old Cunt, a Television | Stunt Rock | 1:41 |
| 14 | Cock Sucking Sluts Who Want to Suck You Dry, Dead Bodies Blow Semen | Stunt Rock | 3:48 |
| 15 | Menstruate on My Face | Stunt Rock | 3:22 |
| 16 | Seeks Meaningful Relationship W/ Woman. N/S N/D Please. Let's Go to Church Together, and Share Our Love for the Lord | Stunt Rock | 3:05 |