| 1 | A Place to Put Ya | Dick Valentine | 3:22 |
| 2 | I Want More Victims | Dick Valentine | 2:36 |
| 3 | No Wiggle Room (For a Witch With a Defective Broom) | Dick Valentine | 3:21 |
| 4 | Duran Duran and Princess Di | Dick Valentine | 3:44 |
| 5 | Gay Colors | Dick Valentine | 3:15 |
| 6 | Pro Re Nata | Dick Valentine | 4:57 |
| 7 | And It Feels | Dick Valentine | 2:49 |
| 8 | Sex Change | Dick Valentine | 2:05 |
| 9 | Cuckolds at Night | Dick Valentine | 4:00 |
| 10 | Sweet Bacon Titty | Dick Valentine | 4:34 |
| 11 | I Choked on Chick Filet | Dick Valentine | 3:24 |