| 1 | Clapton is God | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:36 |
| 2 | All These Jokes About Hurting Children | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:10 |
| 3 | Tear Off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 |
| 4 | Came Down With the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 |
| 5 | Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 |
| 6 | Seriously, Never Forget | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:34 |
| 7 | Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 |
| 8 | Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 |
| 9 | Read Your Bible | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:45 |
| 10 | A Eulogy Goes South Real Fast | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:02 |
| 11 | Thoughts and Prayers | Anthony Jeselnik | 7:51 |
| 12 | Shark Party | Anthony Jeselnik | 7:27 |