| 1 | The Shriek She Made When She Died Was Erased by the Sound of Lightning | Venetian Snares | 4:11 |
| 2 | He Was Shot by One of Brian’s Children Holding the Cats Hostage in a Cardboard Box | Venetian Snares | 5:05 |
| 3 | They Watched Him Detonated on the Linoleum Twisting | Venetian Snares | 3:28 |
| 4 | She Began to Cry Tears of Blood Which Became Little Brick Houses When They Hit the Ground | Venetian Snares | 6:07 |
| 5 | She Spoke to It Through a Clock Radio in a Dream and Woke as a Cloudburst Obliterating Her Civilization | Venetian Snares | 4:08 |
| 6 | Eric and Kitty Both Die Within a Month of Each Other, Red Stares at the Coffee Table | Venetian Snares | 3:41 |
| 7 | Someone Painted a Giant Paperclip on the Sidewalk Right Where You Fell | Venetian Snares | 4:05 |
| 8 | He Secretly Collected Tragedies Under the Guise of Learning From Past Mistakes and Moving Forward | Venetian Snares | 4:26 |
| 9 | He Became a Crooked Steeple in a Dusty Old Snow Globe Nobody Had Turned Over in Years | Venetian Snares | 3:42 |
| 10 | Crazy Painted on Eyebrows Staring Out the Front Window Eating Hot Dog Buns | Venetian Snares | 5:12 |
| 11 | He Shit Out His Own Skeleton and Wore His Floppy Flesh Like a Trench Coat | Venetian Snares | 3:50 |
| 12 | Say School Bus Yellow 17 Times Then Say Your Own Name and Cry | Venetian Snares | 4:48 |