| 1 |
Prologue |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:04 |
| 2 |
Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:39 |
| 3 |
Exploding Artery |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:18 |
| 4 |
Eruption |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:46 |
| 5 |
Erupting With Pus |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:34 |
| 6 |
Eruption of Pus |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:14 |
| 7 |
Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:38 |
| 8 |
Saliva Sprinkler |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:47 |
| 9 |
Raging Torrent |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:29 |
| 10 |
Non Compliant Raging Torrent |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:54 |
| 11 |
Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now) |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:53 |
| 12 |
Fluid-Filled Lung Sack |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:59 |
| 13 |
Unexpected Death |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:43 |
| 14 |
It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:38 |
| 15 |
Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10 |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
2:33 |
| 16 |
Why Can’t I Shit? |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:51 |
| 17 |
Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:41 |
| 18 |
It’s Shit! |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:54 |
| 19 |
Eat Shit… and Live! |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:54 |
| 20 |
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
2:21 |
| 21 |
I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:52 |
| 22 |
Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:44 |
| 23 |
“If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
2:03 |
| 24 |
The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:29 |
| 25 |
“Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:54 |
| 26 |
We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:25 |
| 27 |
Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:30 |
| 28 |
Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:57 |
| 29 |
Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:49 |
| 30 |
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick! |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
3:00 |
| 31 |
The More You Frown, the More I Smile |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:55 |
| 32 |
“How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
2:10 |
| 33 |
I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!) |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:31 |
| 34 |
“You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:45 |
| 35 |
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
2:14 |
| 36 |
I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14) |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:54 |
| 37 |
“Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:38 |
| 38 |
“In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick” |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:47 |
| 39 |
Quit Shrieking in My Ear |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
1:47 |
| 40 |
Surprising Ending |
Weasel Walter, Fred Lonberg-Holm & Kevin Drumm |
0:00 |