| 1 | Don't Touch Me Unless You Are Gonna Play With My Balls | Stunt Rock | 4:02 |
| 2 | I'm Sick & Tired of Acting Even Remotely Interested in What You Are Talking About | Stunt Rock | 4:02 |
| 3 | Murder Was the Case Remix Project | Stunt Rock | 3:34 |
| 4 | Way to Go Dumbass Remix Project | Stunt Rock | 3:54 |
| 5 | There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In | Stunt Rock | 3:32 |
| 6 | I Can't Believe I Ate You Out (Grandfather version) | Stunt Rock | 2:32 |
| 7 | Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up for Lack of Talent, or Do They? | Stunt Rock | 3:45 |
| 8 | Anyone Who Names a Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass | Stunt Rock | 3:02 |
| 9 | I Can't Wait Til This Road Turns Into Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fuck | Stunt Rock | 3:02 |
| 10 | If I Would Have Opened With a Noise Track, Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right? | Stunt Rock | 3:02 |
| 11 | All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch | Stunt Rock | 4:02 |
| 12 | Girls Don't Like Me | Stunt Rock | 5:55 |
| 13 | Hollow Points for the Snitches | Stunt Rock | 3:59 |
| 14 | Richard Pryor's Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the 80's | Stunt Rock | 6:38 |
| 15 | Please Typeset This Document | Stunt Rock | 3:09 |
| 16 | Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy | Stunt Rock | 1:58 |
| 17 | We'll See What's So Fucking Funny When I'm Fucking Dead | Stunt Rock | 3:56 |
| 18 | Afraid of Everything and So On | Stunt Rock | 4:21 |
| 19 | If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know and I Will Squint More | Stunt Rock | 5:28 |