| 1 | A Single Red Rose for the Little Boy I Raped | Goatfucker Grierson | 8:51 |
| 2 | I Told a Retarded Girl She Was Beautiful, but Insisted We Practice Safe Sex | Goatfucker Grierson | 6:59 |
| 3 | Tory! Tory! Tory! (Apocalypse Now) | Goatfucker Grierson | 9:09 |
| 4 | Banana Pussycat | Fuck, The Retarded Girl | 4:24 |
| 5 | Gentle Blizzard | Fuck, The Retarded Girl | 4:27 |
| 6 | Left Choking on Her Own Vomit | Fuck, The Retarded Girl | 4:52 |
| 7 | Waiting for the Bus Tapping My Foot to the Construction Work Going On (I Am So Fucking Industrial) | Fuck, The Retarded Girl | 9:06 |
| 8 | Groovy People | Fuck, The Retarded Girl | 5:54 |