| 1 | Oprah Winfrey | Verity Turnip | 1:58 |
| 2 | Brewer's Droop | Verity Turnip | 2:28 |
| 3 | Brussels Sprouts | Verity Turnip | 1:46 |
| 4 | Smells Like Dog Poo | Verity Turnip | 2:32 |
| 5 | Circles | Verity Turnip | 2:29 |
| 6 | Filthy Toothbrush | Verity Turnip | 0:27 |
| 7 | Perverts of Parliament | Verity Turnip | 1:22 |
| 8 | No Escape From the Anal Beard | Anal Beard | 1:42 |
| 9 | Cleft | Anal Beard | 0:48 |
| 10 | Bird on the Blob | Anal Beard | 2:06 |
| 11 | Pervy Vicar | Anal Beard | 1:18 |
| 12 | Paedophile | Anal Beard | 1:43 |
| 13 | Sheepshagger | Anal Beard | 1:23 |
| 14 | Fanzine Nerd | Anal Beard | 1:56 |
| 15 | Nipple | Anal Beard | 0:57 |
| 16 | Drink Some Lager | Anal Beard | 1:02 |
| 17 | Bent | Anal Beard | 1:53 |
| 18 | Cheesy Mattress | Anal Beard | 1:45 |
| 19 | Back for Good | Anal Beard | 0:53 |
| 20 | Busting Through the Anal Beard | Anal Beard | 2:01 |
| 21 | Fanzine Nerd | Anal Beard | 2:00 |
| 22 | Cleft | Anal Beard | 0:42 |
| 23 | Drugs Are Clever | Anal Beard | 1:17 |
| 24 | Sheep Shagger | Anal Beard | 1:00 |
| 25 | Fanzine Nerd | Anal Beard | 2:04 |
| 26 | Cleft | Anal Beard | 0:41 |
| 27 | Bird on the Blob | Anal Beard | 1:54 |
| 28 | Ugly | Anal Beard | 1:08 |
| 29 | Bus Pass | Anal Beard | 1:53 |
| 30 | Nipple | Anal Beard | 0:48 |
| 31 | Fighting for United | Anal Beard | 1:44 |
| 32 | Nicolas Parsons | Anal Beard | 1:11 |
| 33 | Bug Ugly | Anal Beard | 1:00 |
| 34 | No Escape From the Anal Beard | Anal Beard | 0:58 |
| 35 | Agent Against the State | Anal Beard | 2:14 |
| 36 | UFO | Anal Beard | 1:56 |
| 37 | That's Rich (Comin' From You) | Anal Beard | 1:40 |
| 38 | Biscuit | Anal Beard | 2:10 |
| 39 | I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out of Bed Today | Anal Beard | 5:11 |
| 40 | Mrs. Dave (Belly Machine) | Anal Beard | 2:25 |
| 41 | Fucking Cat | Anal Beard | 1:05 |
| 42 | Hussein in the Membrane | Anal Beard | 2:29 |
| 43 | Bed of Muck | Anal Beard | 2:10 |
| 44 | Cheesy Mattress | Anal Beard | 2:47 |
| 45 | Fanzine Nerd | Anal Beard with Pammy Chester | 2:16 |
| 1 | Motorbike | Anal Beard | 1:47 |
| 2 | UFO | Anal Beard | 1:52 |
| 3 | Biscuit | Anal Beard | 2:03 |
| 4 | Mrs. Dave (Belly Machine) | Anal Beard | 2:25 |
| 5 | Agent Against the State | Anal Beard | 1:28 |
| 6 | Mayhem Cup of Gin | Anal Beard | 1:22 |
| 7 | Gertcha! | Anal Beard | 3:37 |
| 8 | A Load of Blokes | Anal Beard | 3:00 |
| 9 | B.O.T.B. Pianola | Anal Beard | 1:51 |
| 10 | Wot a Result | Anal Beard | 2:52 |
| 11 | Rub Me Out | Anal Beard | 4:05 |
| 12 | Failure With Girls | Anal Beard | 2:35 |
| 13 | My Name's Bungle, I Like Big Fun | Anal Beard | 1:38 |
| 14 | Finding New Ways to Grumble | Anal Beard | 1:43 |
| 15 | A Game of Bowls | Anal Beard | 1:16 |
| 16 | White Trash Blues (Peroxide Mullet) | Anal Beard | 2:31 |
| 17 | I, Sexually Weird | Anal Beard | 3:26 |
| 18 | Tight Fit Reunion Concert | Anal Beard | 3:26 |
| 19 | You and Your Ruddy Trousers | Anal Beard | 3:12 |
| 20 | Too Much Bed (Not Enough Sleep) | Anal Beard | 3:39 |
| 21 | Max Bygraves K-TEL Compilation LP | Anal Beard | 2:42 |
| 22 | Phoning in Pestilent | Anal Beard | 3:48 |
| 23 | The 100 Year Old Deaf Guy That I Know | Anal Beard | 4:27 |
| 24 | Music to Watch Girls Ignore You To | Anal Beard | 3:09 |
| 25 | Razzmatazz | Anal Beard | 3:51 |
| 26 | Layman's Holiday | Anal Beard | 1:49 |
| 27 | Sick Note | Anal Beard | 1:34 |
| 28 | My Name's Bungle | Combat Shock | 1:04 |
| 29 | Mayhem Cup of Gin | Tenfold | 1:49 |
| 1 | Millicant and Nesbit Theme Day | Anal Beard | 1:43 |
| 2 | A Date With Vinylman | Anal Beard | 2:26 |
| 3 | I'm a Nobody, Get Me Out of It | Anal Beard | 2:33 |
| 4 | I Feature (Prominently) In Three Blyth Power Bootleg Videos | Anal Beard | 2:59 |
| 5 | Layman's Holiday | Anal Beard | 2:17 |
| 6 | Eight of Spades | Anal Beard | 3:09 |
| 7 | Snidey Dave's Mobile Disco Chant | Anal Beard | 1:45 |
| 8 | Black Metal Hospital | Anal Beard | 1:56 |
| 9 | Befriend a Binner Scheme (I Joined the) | Anal Beard | 3:43 |
| 10 | Lad Mag | Anal Beard | 2:06 |
| 11 | Error 404 Go | Anal Beard | 2:14 |
| 12 | The Return of Fuckbastard | Anal Beard | 3:26 |
| 13 | Razzmatazz | Anal Beard | 3:22 |
| 14 | We (Anal Beard) Are on Daytime Telly | Anal Beard | 3:40 |
| 15 | Crisis Loan | Anal Beard | 4:05 |
| 16 | I Bet You'd Look Good in a Dole Queue | Anal Beard | 1:47 |
| 17 | Anarcho Punks | Anal Beard | 2:03 |
| 18 | Part Time Punks | Anal Beard | 2:17 |
| 19 | Atmosphere | Anal Beard | 2:41 |
| 20 | Bus Pass | Anal Beard | 1:53 |
| 21 | A Date With Vinylman | Anal Beard | 2:36 |
| 22 | My Name's Bungle | Anal Beard | 1:29 |
| 23 | Anarcho Punks | Anal Beard | 2:06 |
| 24 | I Bet You Look Good in a Dole Queue | Anal Beard | 1:50 |
| 25 | Mrs Dave (Belly Machine) | Anal Beard | 2:50 |
| 26 | Bus Pass | Anal Beard | 2:13 |
| 27 | UFO | Anal Beard | 2:08 |
| 28 | Fucking Cat | Anal Beard | 1:32 |
| 29 | My Name's Bungle | Anal Beard | 2:54 |
| 30 | Biscuit | Anal Beard | 2:07 |
| 31 | Hussein in the Membrane | Anal Beard | 3:31 |