| 1 | Intro (Here Is A Man Who Sat Down) | Stunt Rock | 2:59 |
| 2 | Anyone Who Names A Track "So & So Can Kiss My Such & Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass. | Stunt Rock | 2:29 |
| 3 | If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough, Right? | Stunt Rock | 2:59 |
| 4 | I Cant Wait Till This Road Turns To Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker. | Stunt Rock | 2:59 |
| 5 | I Cant Believe I Ate You Out. | Stunt Rock | 3:59 |
| 6 | Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks/Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End | Stunt Rock | 1:30 |
| 7 | Intro/Two (The Days Go On And On) | Stunt Rock | 3:59 |
| 8 | I'm Sick & Tired Of Acting Even Remotely Interested In What You're Talking About. | Stunt Rock | 1:03 |
| 9 | Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up For Lack Of Talent, Or Do They? | Stunt Rock | 3:59 |
| 10 | There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In. | Stunt Rock | 3:29 |
| 11 | All The Baggy Pants In The World Wont Change The Fact That You're One Ugly Bitch. | Stunt Rock | 1:30 |
| 12 | You'll Be There For Me When It's Convenient For You. | Stunt Rock | 3:58 |