| 1 |
Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked |
Stunt Rock |
1:19 |
| 2 |
And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month |
Stunt Rock |
3:21 |
| 3 |
I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor |
Stunt Rock |
1:50 |
| 4 |
An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality |
Stunt Rock |
3:14 |
| 5 |
I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World |
Stunt Rock |
1:56 |
| 6 |
Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles. |
Stunt Rock |
0:57 |
| 7 |
To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs. |
Stunt Rock |
3:21 |
| 8 |
Legacy of Stretch Marks, The |
Stunt Rock |
3:07 |
| 9 |
First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort |
Stunt Rock |
3:16 |
| 10 |
Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before |
Stunt Rock |
2:29 |
| 11 |
A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make |
Stunt Rock |
3:26 |
| 12 |
Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again |
Stunt Rock |
2:21 |
| 13 |
Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels |
Stunt Rock |
2:36 |
| 14 |
Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking |
Stunt Rock |
1:16 |
| 15 |
Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene |
Stunt Rock |
3:46 |
| 16 |
Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous |
Stunt Rock |
2:02 |