| 1 | Some Hits | Anal Cunt | 1:18 |
| 2 | Some More Hits | Anal Cunt | 0:45 |
| 3 | Pepe, the Gay Waiter | Anal Cunt | 0:38 |
| 4 | Even More Hits | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 5 | M.J.C. | Anal Cunt | 1:27 |
| 6 | Flower Shop Guy | Anal Cunt | 0:51 |
| 7 | Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band | Anal Cunt | 0:48 |
| 8 | Lenny’s in My Neighborhood | Anal Cunt | 0:39 |
| 9 | Stayin’ Alive (Oi! version) | Anal Cunt | 1:23 |
| 10 | Benchpressing Effects on Kevin Sharp’s Vocals | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 11 | Josue | Anal Cunt | 0:10 |
| 12 | Delicious Face Style | Anal Cunt | 2:00 |
| 13 | #19 to Go | Anal Cunt | 0:16 |
| 14 | “Stealing Seth’s Ideas” the New Book by Jon Chang | Anal Cunt | 1:05 |
| 15 | Morbid Dead Guy | Anal Cunt | 1:00 |
| 16 | Believe in the King | Anal Cunt | 0:57 |
| 17 | Don’t Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core | Anal Cunt | 0:35 |
| 18 | Shut Up Mike, Part 2 | Anal Cunt | 0:32 |
| 19 | Hey, Aren’t You Gary Spivey? | Anal Cunt | 0:43 |
| 20 | Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock’s Toenail Collection | Anal Cunt | 4:49 |
| 21 | Fore Play With a Tree Shredder | Anal Cunt | 0:50 |
| 22 | 2 Down 5 to Go | Anal Cunt | 0:30 |
| 23 | I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone | Anal Cunt | 0:28 |
| 24 | Brain Dead | Anal Cunt | 1:34 |
| 25 | Newest H.C. Song #3 | Anal Cunt | 0:25 |
| 26 | The Sultry Ways of Steve Berger | Anal Cunt | 0:51 |
| 27 | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Anal Cunt | 0:59 |
| 28 | Lives Ruined by Music | Anal Cunt | 2:12 |
| 29 | Still a Freshman After All These Years | Anal Cunt | 0:47 |
| 30 | I’m Still Standing | Anal Cunt | 0:10 |
| 31 | Art Fag | Anal Cunt | 0:48 |
| 32 | John | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 33 | Newest H.C. Song #4 | Anal Cunt | 0:15 |
| 34 | Song #9 (instrumental) | Anal Cunt | 1:33 |
| 35 | Cleft Palate | Anal Cunt | 0:17 |
| 36 | Theme From the A‐Team | Anal Cunt | 0:45 |
| 37 | Old Lady Across the Hall With No Life | Anal Cunt | 1:05 |
| 38 | Shut Up Paul | Anal Cunt | 0:23 |
| 39 | Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, Always a Hank) | Anal Cunt | 1:03 |
| 40 | American Woman | Anal Cunt | 2:04 |