| 1 | Intro (Everyone's Favorite Joke Becomes a Joke to Himself) | Stunt Rock | 1:08 |
| 2 | We'll See What's So Funny When I'm Fucking Dead | Stunt Rock | 3:54 |
| 3 | Tracking a Relationship Through Bank Statements | Stunt Rock | 3:43 |
| 4 | And Into the Arms of Some Poor Indie Rocker the Path Led | Stunt Rock | 3:09 |
| 5 | Wow, a New Release by My Favorite Idm Producer, Has It Been Two Weeks? | Stunt Rock | 3:12 |
| 6 | Four Thousand and One Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Interesting | Stunt Rock | 4:32 |
| 7 | Community College as a Means to Commit Suicide | Stunt Rock | 3:03 |
| 8 | He Didn't Know About Wind Velocity, but the Spoiler Represented Everything He Was About | Stunt Rock | 2:00 |
| 9 | Someone to Lay in Bed With and Watch Shitty Beta Movies | Stunt Rock | 5:02 |
| 10 | Afraid of Everything and So On (Including the Future and Knowledge of Self) | Stunt Rock | 5:30 |
| 11 | I'm Sorry I Couldn't Be the Person You Needed, I Mean It | Stunt Rock | 3:33 |
| 12 | I'll Leave You Right Now and Not Think About It Twice, for a Few Days | Stunt Rock | 3:37 |
| 13 | And Then, Every Emo Band in the World Sank Into the Ocean, but Nobody Really Noticed | Stunt Rock | 4:04 |
| 14 | A Blank Computer Screen and a Room Devoid of Creative Thought | Stunt Rock | 4:29 |
| 15 | There Are Still Some Fun Times to Be Had Between Us, Aren't There? | Stunt Rock | 3:33 |
| 16 | I'm Gonna Fade This Track Out Just Like You Did Our Relationship | Stunt Rock | 2:55 |
| 17 | Tonight, Every Car Is Your Car | Stunt Rock | 4:36 |
| 18 | Untitled | Stunt Rock | 2:51 |
| 19 | If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know, and I Will Squint More | Stunt Rock | 5:28 |
| 20 | Outro (Failed Indie Rocker Gives Computers a Whirl) | Stunt Rock | 1:26 |