| 1 | Beat the Meat | Cum Book | 1:34 |
| 2 | Our Songs Are Like Quickies | Cum Book | 0:38 |
| 3 | Slap the Salami | Cum Book | 0:56 |
| 4 | Noisecore Is Like Sex, Short and Offensive | Deflowered Cunt | 0:35 |
| 5 | Bacon Wrapped Pussy | Deflowered Cunt | 2:02 |
| 6 | Granny Porn (Pick Her Pussy Scabs to Get Her Wet) | Deflowered Cunt | 0:55 |