| 1 | Christmas Commentary | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:25 |
| 2 | The Christmas Story | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:16 |
| 3 | Santy for a Day | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:38 |
| 4 | Oh Holy Crap | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:15 |
| 5 | Fat Holiday Relatives | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:29 |
| 6 | Singing Christmas Tree | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:35 |
| 7 | A Letter to Shania Twain | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:23 |
| 8 | O Little Girl From Birmingham | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:21 |
| 9 | Waiter Commentary | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:33 |
| 10 | Donny the Retard | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:00 |
| 11 | Pissed-Off Christmas Poem | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:39 |
| 12 | The Most Wonderful Ass | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:18 |
| 13 | Titty Bar Christmas | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:09 |
| 14 | Easy-To-Assemble | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:52 |
| 15 | The First Queer Santy Claus | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:16 |
| 16 | Fruitcake Commentary | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:07 |
| 17 | Santy Claus, Santy Claus | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:25 |
| 18 | I Pissed My Pants | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:25 |
| 19 | Christmas Weight Gain | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:34 |
| 20 | Grandpa’s Thanksgiving Story | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:07 |
| 21 | On the First Day of Christmas | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:00 |
| 22 | Redneck Santa Claus | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:09 |
| 23 | Hark, the Hairlip Angel | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:10 |
| 24 | A Letter to Santy Claus | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:44 |
| 25 | Sticks and Horse Turds | Larry the Cable Guy | 1:23 |
| 26 | Call a Doctor | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:18 |
| 27 | Gift-Giving | Larry the Cable Guy | 2:12 |
| 28 | I Wish My Mother-In-Law’d Get Hit by a Car | Larry the Cable Guy | 0:28 |