| 1 | Long Live the King | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:57 |
| 2 | Introduction to Four Next-to-Last Songs | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 6:30 |
| 3 | Das kleines Birdie | P.D.Q. Bach | 2:53 |
| 4 | Der Cowboykönig | P.D.Q. Bach | 3:09 |
| 5 | Gretchen am Spincycle | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:13 |
| 6 | Es war ein dark und shtormy Night | P.D.Q. Bach | 5:07 |
| 7 | Introduction to "The Moose" | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 5:37 |
| 8 | String Quartet in F 'The Moose' - 1 - Allegro ma non troposphere | P.D.Q. Bach | 11:09 |
| 9 | String Quartet in F 'The Moose' - 2 - Largo alla Fargo | P.D.Q. Bach | 6:10 |
| 10 | String Quartet in F 'The Moose' - 3 - Menuetto no sweato | P.D.Q. Bach | 3:42 |
| 11 | String Quartet in F 'The Moose' - 4 - Grave e molto deepo, Allegro con brie | P.D.Q. Bach | 7:02 |
| 12 | Heidi McKinley (Two Rounds #1) | Peter Schickele | 1:00 |
| 13 | Introduction to D'Indy's Turkey | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 1:19 |
| 14 | D'Indy's Turkey (Two Rounds #2) | Peter Schickele | 0:46 |
| 15 | Introduction to Two PDQ Bach Rounds | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 1:09 |
| 16 | The Mule | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:02 |
| 17 | Introduction to O Serpent | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 0:13 |
| 18 | O Serpent | P.D.Q. Bach | 1:28 |
| 19 | If Love Is Real (Two Songs #1) | Peter Schickele | 2:50 |
| 20 | Introduction to Cyndi | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 1:42 |
| 21 | Cyndi (Two Songs #2) | Peter Schickele | 2:40 |
| 22 | Introduction to Songs From Shakespeare | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 1:14 |
| 23 | Macbeth's Soliloquy | Peter Schickele | 0:31 |
| 24 | Hamlet's Soliloquy | Peter Schickele | 1:02 |
| 25 | The Three Witches From 'Macbeth' | Peter Schickele | 0:42 |
| 26 | Juliet's Soliloquy | Peter Schickele | 0:54 |
| 27 | Funeral Oration From "Julius Caesar" | Peter Schickele | 1:32 |
| 28 | Introduction to "Listen Here, Tyrannosaurus Rex" | P.D.Q. Bach & Peter Schickele | 0:13 |
| 29 | 'Listen Here, Tyrannosaurus Rex' | Peter Schickele | 1:57 |