| 1 | Learning to Understand the Difference Between Sexual Abuse and Sexual Ab Use | Stunt Rock | 2:54 |
| 2 | Repetitive Brain Trauma & Other Fun Things to Do When You’re in Your Twenties | Stunt Rock | 1:10 |
| 3 | Are You Overweight Because You’re Into Doom Metal or Are You Into Doom Metal Because You’re Overweight? | Stunt Rock | 2:29 |
| 4 | Please Get a Hobby That Doesn’t Interfere With My Ability to Effectively Run Errands on Saturday | Stunt Rock | 1:49 |