| 1 | Fat | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:36 |
| 2 | Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 5:00 |
| 3 | (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:35 |
| 4 | You Make Me | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:04 |
| 5 | I Think I’m a Clone Now | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:17 |
| 6 | Lasagna | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 2:45 |
| 7 | Melanie | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:57 |
| 8 | Alimony | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:13 |
| 9 | Velvet Elvis | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 4:25 |
| 10 | Twister | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 1:02 |
| 11 | Good Old Days | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:20 |