| 1 | Squid Omelet | The Queers | 1:37 |
| 2 | We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin | The Queers | 1:29 |
| 3 | This Place Sucks | The Queers | 0:40 |
| 4 | Tulu Is a Wimp | The Queers | 1:01 |
| 5 | I Want Cunt / Monster Zero | The Queers | 2:08 |
| 6 | Noodlebrain | The Queers | 2:06 |
| 7 | Granola Head | The Queers | 1:49 |
| 8 | Hi Mom, It's Me! | The Queers | 0:50 |
| 9 | Teenage Bonehead | The Queers | 2:04 |
| 10 | I Spent the Rent | The Queers | 1:20 |
| 11 | My Old Man's a Fatso | The Queers | 1:21 |
| 12 | Fuck You | The Queers | 0:59 |
| 13 | Fuck the World | The Queers | 1:58 |
| 14 | I Hate Everything | The Queers | 1:08 |
| 15 | Ursula Finally Has Tits | The Queers | 2:13 |
| 16 | You're Tripping | The Queers | 2:08 |