| 1 | No Matter What You Will Feel the Illinoise or We Will Punch You in the Mouth | Metermaids | 2:55 |
| 2 | A Breakdown in Chicago, Or, How to Sabotage Your Own Happiness in Two Easy Steps | Metermaids | 3:07 |
| 3 | Thinking About Jacksonville, Or, a Letter Sent to Yourself on Some Back to the Future Type Steez | Metermaids | 3:12 |
| 4 | John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Is Never Far From John Wayne in a Clown Suit | Metermaids | 3:38 |
| 5 | The Zombies Will Eat Your Brains Out but Will Leave Your Ears and Fingertips | Metermaids | 3:08 |
| 6 | The Blackhawk War Will Only Ruin the Nightlife If You Let It | Metermaids | 3:43 |
| 7 | The Avalanche Is So Pretty It Don't Need No Words | Metermaids | 4:23 |
| 8 | No Matter What You Will Feel the Illinoise or We Will Punch You in the Mouth [instrumental] | Metermaids | 2:55 |
| 9 | A Breakdown in Chicago, Or, How to Sabotage Your Own Happiness in Two Easy Steps [instrumental] | Metermaids | 3:07 |
| 10 | Thinking About Jacksonville, Or, a Letter Sent to Yourself on Some Back to the Future Type Steez [instrumental] | Metermaids | 3:13 |
| 11 | John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Is Never Far From John Wayne in a Clown Suit [instrumental] | Metermaids | 3:38 |
| 12 | The Zombies Will Eat Your Brains Out but Will Leave Your Ears and Fingertips [instrumental] | Metermaids | 3:08 |
| 13 | The Blackhawk War Will Only Ruin the Nightlife If You Let It [instrumental] | Metermaids | 3:43 |