| 1 | Death Metal Bands Shouldn’t Say “Thank You”, Because It’s Not Very “Death Metal” | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 2 | Same Thing With Black Metal | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 3 | Why Do You Treat Us Like Animals, Save a Lot | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 4 | Kurt Cobain Shot Himself Because He Discovered His Wife Is a Jew | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 5 | There Should Be Birth Control in Government Cheese | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 6 | Bungee Jumping Mishaps Are Funny. Tom Arnold Is Not, “He’s Just a Jew” | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 7 | A Swarm of Killer Bees Attack a Bunch of Zombies | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 8 | Tribal Confusion Caused by Zombie Plague | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 9 | Topless African Women Bring to Naught the Zombie Plague | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 10 | The Part Before the Next Two Parts, “I Got Tired of Making Up Titles” | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 11 | I Enjoy Me Some Retards Parades “Especially When They Turn Violent” | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 12 | 1 Belgian Beer Glass, 1 Polish Beer Glass, and 1 Jagermeister Shot Glass | Sloth | 0:00 |
| 13 | Hell Is a Door to the Sun | Rwake | 0:00 |