| 1 | White Kids Aren't America's Suitehearts | MC Lars | 3:46 |
| 2 | Nerdcore Died | MC Lars feat. Random | 3:56 |
| 3 | Scientology = WTF? | MC Lars | 3:03 |
| 4 | The Roommate From Hell (Ice & Fire remix) | MC Lars feat. mc chris | 4:05 |
| 5 | Shvensen Fitzlogik | MC Lars feat. Hardnox | 2:46 |
| 6 | My Biochemical Terrorist Romance | MC Lars | 2:57 |
| 7 | Paper Planes and Spitballs | MC Lars feat. K.Flay | 2:54 |
| 8 | Uncanny | MC Lars feat. Beefy | 3:44 |
| 9 | Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things | MC Lars | 3:45 |
| 10 | Gary the Green-Nosed Reindeer | MC Lars | 3:48 |
| 11 | Explain Capitalism to Me (a.k.a. 711 Hawaii Prank Call) | MC Lars | 3:08 |
| 12 | Download This Song (Crunk remix) | MC Lars | 2:35 |
| 13 | Monsters of Rock | MC Lars feat. Schäffer the Darklord | 3:47 |
| 14 | Missing White Girl Syndrome | MC Lars | 2:46 |
| 15 | The Bonus Track for Japan | MC Lars feat. Ashley Jade | 3:10 |
| 16 | Something Wicca This Way Comes | MC Lars | 2:59 |
| 17 | The Lint Song | MC Lars | 2:53 |
| 18 | It's a Latin Thing | MC Lars | 4:04 |
| 19 | That's CPR | MC Lars | 2:35 |
| 20 | Everyone's a Little Bit Gay | MC Lars | 3:02 |
| 21 | Cry Tonight | MC Lars with Hearts That Hate | 2:13 |