| 1 | Introductory Remarks | Brad Roberts | 1:52 |
| 2 | Understand Your Man | Brad Roberts | 3:04 |
| 3 | An Aside Regarding Prostitution | Brad Roberts | 1:09 |
| 4 | Androgynous | Brad Roberts | 3:38 |
| 5 | I Want to Par-Tay! | Brad Roberts | 2:51 |
| 6 | Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price | Brad Roberts | 0:34 |
| 7 | Cocaine | Brad Roberts | 4:13 |
| 8 | Give Yourself a Hand | Brad Roberts | 3:28 |
| 9 | Trident Gum Theme | Brad Roberts | 1:32 |
| 10 | Da Do Ron Ron | Brad Roberts | 3:48 |
| 11 | A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance | Brad Roberts | 1:05 |
| 12 | Afternoons & Coffeespoons | Brad Roberts | 4:18 |
| 13 | A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read | Brad Roberts | 3:08 |
| 14 | Keep a Lid on Things | Brad Roberts | 2:42 |
| 15 | A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria | Brad Roberts | 1:00 |
| 16 | Superman's Song | Brad Roberts | 4:59 |
| 1 | Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed | Brad Roberts | 1:23 |
| 2 | God Shuffled His Feet | Brad Roberts | 3:52 |
| 3 | My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established | Brad Roberts | 1:04 |
| 4 | A Cigarette Is All You Get | Brad Roberts | 3:12 |
| 5 | He Liked to Feel It | Brad Roberts | 4:08 |
| 6 | The String Change Song | Brad Roberts | 2:31 |
| 7 | Delilah | Brad Roberts | 4:32 |
| 8 | La Grange | Brad Roberts | 2:53 |
| 9 | Torontonians: Pros and Cons | Brad Roberts | 1:10 |
| 10 | Unbreak My Heart | Brad Roberts | 4:36 |
| 11 | My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard' | Brad Roberts | 1:30 |
| 12 | Bette Davis Eyes | Brad Roberts | 2:53 |
| 13 | Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read | Brad Roberts | 3:32 |
| 14 | Baby One More Time | Brad Roberts | 3:28 |
| 15 | Mmm Mmm Mmm | Brad Roberts | 5:26 |
| 16 | Encore | Brad Roberts | 0:50 |